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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Who would you have a Kyoto with? ( o.O scary..)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I love what you do for Kyoto. (wtf?!)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Kyoto. (oh crap no....)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
More than just a Kyoto. (oh hellz no!!!!!!)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The best part of waking up is Kyoto in your cup. (O.O these are terrifying...)

6. To someone you dislike?
Bring out the Kyoto. (okay....)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Kyoto-Lickin good. (-.-)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Reach out and touch Kyoto. (oh crap! they'll think i'm a whore!)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
We're always low Kyoto. (that actually kinda makes sense in a way)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Prepare to want Kyoto. (oh shiz...)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Shhh.... You know Kyoto. (okaaaaaay........)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
America's Most trusted Kyoto. (thats funny.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Keep that Kyoto complexion. (okay.... i don't get it...)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Drinka Pinta Kyoto a day. (i'm an alcoholic now?!)

15. Your last words before you die...
Big chocolate Kyoto. (ROFL thats funny!)

16. Your message to a special someone...
Try Kyoto, You'll like it. ( WHATTHEHELLNOEFFINGWAY!!!!!!! creepy............)

17. Title of this post will be..
Kyoto saves your soul. ( i do?)